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Bail
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A man walks into a bar.
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Johnny
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Bad Joke....

"One" Great Eastern :lol:
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Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
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Back when I went to school, everyday the big kids would throw gold bars at me.

I was a victim of bullion.

Better said aloud, obviously.
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Jamez wrote:I remember loads of Diana jokes doing the rounds just after she died in 1997. "What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind? The front headrest"
In 1986, that was "What was the last thing to go through the shuttle crews' minds? The control panel."

Anyone for a NASA cocktail? 7-Up with a dash of Teachers.

Visual gag post-Lockerbie: man running around looking up with both hands in the air - the PanAm baggage collector.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
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A fish walks into a wall.

"Dam."
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Joel wrote:A fish walks into a wall.

"Dam."
Ahhh! You can never go wrong with a fish joke!
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Dr Lobster*
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what's long, green, and always points north?

a magnetic cucumber
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tomell761
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Why did the frog jump into the lightbulb?

Because he wanted to.

(Really don't ask!)
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johnnyboy wrote:Sick joke, I know, but I got this on my phone the other day...

'Ellen McArthur has failed in her bid to win the round-the-world yacht race. She was beaten guy a guy from Thailand on a deckchair'.
I know another one:

Why did the aid agencies send bottles of Fairy liquid to Thailand?






Because they heard that the people there were washing up on the beaches.
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