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What is it with chips from a chinese takeaway? Why can they never get them crispy. They are always soggy when they arrive. Everything else on the menu is delicious though.

Why can't they do chips?
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miss hellfire wrote:What is it with chips from a chinese takeaway? Why can they never get them crispy. They are always soggy when they arrive. Everything else on the menu is delicious though.

Why can't they do chips?
Chips aren't meant to be crispy, if they are they are overcooked.
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The chippy down the road from my place specialises in green chips covered in salt and vinegar that I never even order.
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Chips are meant to be crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside. Not limp, soggy and dripping with oil. YUK!
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Ronnie Rowlands wrote:The chippy down the road from my place specialises in green chips covered in salt and vinegar that I never even order.
Your chippy sells mouldy chips. Remind never to go to N. Wales or in particular Lan dud no
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Miss Hellfire, I do hope you won't be calling them 'Chinky Chips' if you ever enter the Big Brother House.

That's a racially offensive word, you know! ;)
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It's a load of bollox isn't it. Channel 4 is like my living room window ( i can see straight through it) .
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Indeed - but that's a debate for that 'other place'. :lol:
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I am appalled by your racism Lorna. Expect your salon to be burnt to the ground tomorrow morning, and a burning effigy of you outside it. and a cup of chip oil.
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Don't worry about it, Ronnie, it's typical Lorna.

Over at the other place, she's going on about people with black balls.

Terrible, I'm surprised the soderation hasn't banned her!
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Is it 'cos i is a girl?

Now you know what i mean about blackballing. If necessary should i need to discuss the funny handshake and everything else i shouldn't know. Like leather aprons and suchlike.

I've even seen the book.. * i didn't say that it was my evil twin*.. cackles!
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