Lincolnshire.
A piece of broken plate (didn't hurt but made a mess like a crime scene)
Worst thing you've stepped in?
Oh Bail, it was full of Saints fans who were all pissed from last night. Not going there tonight though...Bail wrote:It's a saints/scummer match, what did you expectrob wrote:watch the Saints game - beer was crap and atmosphere was cold.
Take the piss why don't ya... lol
I knew somebody who stepped on a snail, barefoot. She said that first she heard the crunch and then she felt the squelch.
As for dog poo, just thinking about the smell of it makes me heave...and typing that has made me think about it...
Where's a vomit smiley when you need one?
As for dog poo, just thinking about the smell of it makes me heave...and typing that has made me think about it...
Where's a vomit smiley when you need one?
What the fuck is a samoflange?
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Rob, are you sucking on a chipolata in your avatar?
ha bloody ha... lol
... and no I'm not sucking a chipolata (although I was in the fish and chip shop at the time).
... and no I'm not sucking a chipolata (although I was in the fish and chip shop at the time).
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It was when I went there.MarkN wrote:Swansea's not that bad, surely?Jamez wrote:You've obviously never been to Swansea, then.Jenny wrote:Birmingham.
What worse than Silvertown? It's probably the most depressing part of London I've ever been to & I've been to Seven SistersSpencer For Hire wrote:It was when I went there.MarkN wrote:Swansea's not that bad, surely?Jamez wrote: You've obviously never been to Swansea, then.
Johnny
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."