The Hair Thread

[Sput]

Jamez is just feeling insecure since I found out he REALLY looks like a retarded elvis...

Will people STOP comparing me to dead rock stars?

Have the families of the rock stars been sending letters of complaint about it again?

[Gavin Scott]

Oooh, isn't Phil loverly.

Yes, yes I am.

Kiss me you fool.

[all new Phil]

This is like Romeo and Juliet. Well, Romeo and Romeo.

"Gavin, why can't I quit YOU?!"

(I haven't even seen Brokeback Mountain, but I'm reliably informed that refers to it)

[DAS]

So I tell him I want to keep the length but need the back and sides tidied up cos they look a mess. Just to give you the picture, the first thing he does after I say that is to cut my fringe nice and short. What a bloody idiot. And then he does this token rough cutting of the top of my hair, and flattens the whole lot down even though he's acknowledged I want it messy. Nearly had a heart attack when he got the mirror out to signal the end of the process. It doesn't look *too* bad, but it's short when I wanted it to get longer, and the only thing he's kept long is the very back so now I have what looks like a stupid mullet. What a cock.

[DAS]

And by the way, it's not that it looks bad, it's that it isn't anything remotely like what I asked for.

[DAS]

So there.

[Pete]

how very dare he.

post a photo, go on

[Gavin Scott]

Yeah I want to see this picture too.

[Lorns]

I'd like to see it too.

[all new Phil]

I, on the other hand, would NOT like to see it.

[DAS]

Phil has the casting vote.