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Thu 02 Mar, 2006 09.29

Ok, ok, ok so I may be a bit behind the times over in yonder ozland, but anyone else heard this little piece of bizarre fabness?

<i>"WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ...
We always knew Kate Moss' odd-ball boyfriend Pete Doherty was a bit out there, but now it seems he didn't exist at all. In one of the biggest scams in British history, the men behind Doherty's career admitted, at a recent press conference, that Pete's (or Trevor McDermott as he's actually known) fast-tracked fame, drug problems and armed robbery (amongst other things) were all a stunt to "show the frailties of our celebrity-obsessed culture". It's not known if Kate was aware of this when she hooked up with Doherty or not. Gosh balls, we didn't see that one coming. Then again, we're finding it all a bit hard to believe. What do you think?"</I>

Erm, from the <a href=http://cosmo.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=88568>Cosmo insider...</a> haha
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Thu 02 Mar, 2006 09.43

Nah, he isn't a clever invention of the music industry, he's just an addicted little space cadet with too much money.

Yet another story of him in the press today being arrested in a stolen mercedes with A class drugs. Typically The Scum suggests he should be put in jail to spare him from himself. Clearly they are unaware that drugs are easily available inside.

My mum just texted me from a hotel in Australia. She's bored, she says.

I blame you.
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Fri 03 Mar, 2006 10.14

Cuntry australia gets boring after a while - I just prey shes in a metro area. Prey.
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Pray, shurely?
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Fri 03 Mar, 2006 16.33

Country, shurely?
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Fri 03 Mar, 2006 16.48

Well it depends on the context. Yes, when referring to Australia, it is "country". When referring to someone such as Cheese Head, on the other hand, "cuntry" should be used.
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Fri 03 Mar, 2006 20.13

Hymagumba wrote:Country, shurely?
well no, as that would constitute Cheese Head not being able to swear. Having said that well done, it's the first time i've seen you swear in a long time Cheesie.
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Fri 03 Mar, 2006 22.02

DON'T KEEP CALLING ME SHURLEY!
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Fri 03 Mar, 2006 22.47

Nick Harvey wrote:DON'T KEEP CALLING ME SHURLEY!
Shirley shurley, ed.
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Shirley shome mishtake?!?
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