Posted: Sun 26 Feb, 2006 20.21
Had you bought a new pair of socks, James?James Martin wrote:I had a posh one.
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Posted: Sun 26 Feb, 2006 20.33
I've got a funny story on that note.Si-Co wrote:Had you bought a new pair of socks, James?
Was about 13 and was going to a mates house for the first time after school Usual thing that age, few computer games, crap oven meal, then picked up by Mum and back home.
Well naturally at that age, with most kids people skills being shite, meeting mateys Mum for the first time was gonna be a lil scary/embarassing anyway.
From stepping foot in his house for the first time, it went pretty much like this.
The Mum: "Hi Rowan nice to meet you. George, just quickly. I don't mind you masturbating in your socks, but could you rinse them out before they go in the wash please?"
Posted: Sun 26 Feb, 2006 21.02
We've been over this James! Putting on heaps of eye makeup, donning a curly black wig, thowing on a nice dress and calling yourself "Big Mildred" does NOT make it posh.James Martin wrote:I had a posh one.
Posted: Sun 26 Feb, 2006 22.31
Just one of those things a mother should never say in front of her son's friends!rts wrote:The Mum: "Hi Rowan nice to meet you. George, just quickly. I don't mind you masturbating in your socks, but could you rinse them out before they go in the wash please?"
On a related note, my mate once told me his mother told him off for having sneezed all over the Sunday newspaper. Except he hadn't sneezed on it at all.
Posted: Mon 27 Feb, 2006 08.55
[/quote]rts wrote:The Mum: "Hi Rowan nice to meet you. George, just quickly. I don't mind you masturbating in your socks, but could you rinse them out before they go in the wash please?"
That aint coucher.
erm, spelling?
Posted: Mon 27 Feb, 2006 17.46
You mean kosher?nodnirG kraM wrote:Hard to tell - you sure that's actually a word?Cheese Head wrote:That aint coucher.
erm, spelling?
Posted: Wed 01 Mar, 2006 09.34
marksi wrote:You mean kosher?nodnirG kraM wrote:Hard to tell - you sure that's actually a word?Cheese Head wrote:That aint coucher.
erm, spelling?
Yeah, the Jewish word? hmm. How queer.
Posted: Thu 02 Mar, 2006 17.34
I once took a pee in the sink because I was too lazy to move clothes and towels off the toilet seat.
Posted: Thu 02 Mar, 2006 18.24
you are vile aren't youSi-Co wrote:I once took a pee in the sink because I was too lazy to move clothes and towels off the toilet seat.
Posted: Thu 02 Mar, 2006 18.33
What do you mean? I rinsed it out afterwards!tvmercia wrote:you are vile aren't youSi-Co wrote:I once took a pee in the sink because I was too lazy to move clothes and towels off the toilet seat.
Posted: Thu 02 Mar, 2006 21.40
One of the many advantages of being a man, if you ask me!nodnirG kraM wrote:Oh come on we've all done it!tvmercia wrote:you are vile aren't youSi-Co wrote:I once took a pee in the sink because I was too lazy to move clothes and towels off the toilet seat.