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Sun 26 Feb, 2006 18.06

Si-Co wrote:I had a lovely wank this morning.
Now that just crosses the line ;)
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Sun 26 Feb, 2006 19.11

There are times when the phrase "too much information" springs to mind. This is one of those times!
James Martin
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Sun 26 Feb, 2006 20.03

I had a posh one.
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Sun 26 Feb, 2006 20.04

What's the point?
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Sun 26 Feb, 2006 20.21

James Martin wrote:I had a posh one.
Had you bought a new pair of socks, James?
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Sun 26 Feb, 2006 20.33

Si-Co wrote:Had you bought a new pair of socks, James?
I've got a funny story on that note.

Was about 13 and was going to a mates house for the first time after school Usual thing that age, few computer games, crap oven meal, then picked up by Mum and back home.

Well naturally at that age, with most kids people skills being shite, meeting mateys Mum for the first time was gonna be a lil scary/embarassing anyway.

From stepping foot in his house for the first time, it went pretty much like this.

The Mum: "Hi Rowan nice to meet you. George, just quickly. I don't mind you masturbating in your socks, but could you rinse them out before they go in the wash please?"
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Sun 26 Feb, 2006 21.02

James Martin wrote:I had a posh one.
We've been over this James! Putting on heaps of eye makeup, donning a curly black wig, thowing on a nice dress and calling yourself "Big Mildred" does NOT make it posh.
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Sun 26 Feb, 2006 22.31

rts wrote:The Mum: "Hi Rowan nice to meet you. George, just quickly. I don't mind you masturbating in your socks, but could you rinse them out before they go in the wash please?"
Just one of those things a mother should never say in front of her son's friends!

On a related note, my mate once told me his mother told him off for having sneezed all over the Sunday newspaper. Except he hadn't sneezed on it at all. :D
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Mon 27 Feb, 2006 08.55

rts wrote:The Mum: "Hi Rowan nice to meet you. George, just quickly. I don't mind you masturbating in your socks, but could you rinse them out before they go in the wash please?"
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That aint coucher.

erm, spelling?
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Mon 27 Feb, 2006 17.27

Cheese Head wrote:That aint coucher.

erm, spelling?
Hard to tell - you sure that's actually a word?
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Mon 27 Feb, 2006 17.46

nodnirG kraM wrote:
Cheese Head wrote:That aint coucher.

erm, spelling?
Hard to tell - you sure that's actually a word?
You mean kosher?
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