The Great METROPOL24))7 Torso-Off

James H
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As suggested by cat, let's start, shall we? I'm not going to, I'm too fat.

I just thought I'd clarify, I'm not gay as well.
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Gavin Scott
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I think I'd rather do it in person.
James H
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Gavin Scott wrote:I think I'd rather do it in person.
Fine. Metro))Bar. Seven o'clock. Bring pie.
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That's one photo of myself I don't want to post!
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iSon
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rts wrote:That's one photo of myself I don't want to post!
A photo you DON'T want to post!? *Needs a lie down*
Good Lord!
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Christ, misread your signature for a moment then.
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Ebeneezer Scrooge
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Is miss hellfire joining in with this one?! - It's only fair!
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Dusty Jacket
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Ebeneezer Scrooge wrote:Is miss hellfire joining in with this one?! - It's only fair!
She's busy. She is being fingered by her boyfriend whilst having a 1-on-1 MSN session with our Jamez Trout.
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babyben
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James H wrote: I just thought I'd clarify, I'm not gay as well.
Not gay, yet is asking for male flesh.. hmm... ;)
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babyben wrote:
James H wrote: I just thought I'd clarify, I'm not gay as well.
Not gay, yet is asking for male flesh.. hmm... ;)
did i say male?
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Dusty Jacket wrote:
Ebeneezer Scrooge wrote:Is miss hellfire joining in with this one?! - It's only fair!
She's busy. She is being fingered by her boyfriend whilst having a 1-on-1 MSN session with our Jamez Trout.
2 factual errors there, Dusto.

1. We rarely chat on MSN
2. You've mis-spelt both my names.

and 3., Miss Hellfire lives about 300 miles away from me, so any kind of close encounters between us are unlikely to say the least.

Even if we did, it wouldn't be something either of us would mention on a public forum as it's none of your business.

And come to think of it, you enjoy ripping the piss so much, and yet you are too scared to reveal your true identity. Hiding in your bedroom, hunched over a computer, obviously you are unemployed because you seem to spend far too much time haunting this website for your own (no one elses) amusement.

If anyone on this forum actually found you in the slightest bit amusing, you would soon reach cult status. Unfortunately for you, the most you can expect round here is an unequivical cunt status.

One final thing to add, but I really don't see what you're gaining from lurking around here under a false name. Is your life really that boring and empty that you have to resort to making a complete spectacle of yourself to a forum "full of poofs", as you so eloquantly put it?
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