I have never claimed to be good-looking in the slightest, dear. As for the treadmill comment, I doubt you would outrun me. One blast of the Look North theme tune on my iPod and you'll fly off that treadmill faster than shit off a shovel, Miss Burpitt.Katherine wrote: You're no oil painting yourself, Mr Sprout..... I've seen bits of woodworm-infested furniture more gifted in the looks department than yourself. I bet I could out-run you on a treadmill too.....
Anyway, I was referring to your caricature, and not the real you, but seeing as you've taken this completely the wrong way and thrown insults at me, then I shall respond like-for-like.
Go and shag Luxton to get the v-plates lost - but please promise you'll use contraception!