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How about a self portrait :P
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Jamez wrote:LOL - no, is the short answer.

However, before I had a computer, all I used to do was either build stuff with lego or draw cartoons.

Microsoft has corrupted what was once an innocent and reasonably talented brain! godammit! :lol:
Not taking the piss here but they're really good.

How about some celebrity ones???
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Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
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Self portrait?

Well, I've obviously made myself look gorgeous haven't I, so I didn't upload that one!

Umm...name some celebs :)
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How about a nice one of me :P Your orignal is making me depressed.
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I'm tempted to enquire why I'm the only one naked.

I'd have expected either a nineteen forties demob suit or one of those "teacher's" sports jackets with the leather patches on the elbows.
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Jamez wrote:Self portrait?

Well, I've obviously made myself look gorgeous haven't I, so I didn't upload that one!

Umm...name some celebs :)
I'm just trying to think of some you could do where they wouldn't sue....

Jim Rosentile
Michael Douglas (with Caution)
Dale Winton
Mike Tyson
Alex Ferguson
Chevvy Chase
Chris Tarrant
Vanilla Ice
Jordan
Tom Hanks
Angus Deayton
Lionel Blair
Gwyneth Paltrow
Tony Adams
Pete Dotherty
Abi Titmus
Gordon Ramsay
Adrian Edmonson
Celine Dieon (sp)
MC Hammer

I know alot of these aren't really celebrities, but are easy to take the piss out of.

EDIT: BTW if you do one of Lionel Blair it will be easy, Make him look happy. He certainly is a misrable fucker right now on Channel 5 :lol:
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Fab fab fab... though I did expect you to have SOME consideration for bandwidth when uploading MDTA's.


May I make some suggestions for future ones:
  • Lee Bananacurtains
    Asa
    Rod
    James Martin
    Cheese Face
would be a good start! I'm sure there are more that I can't think of right now :P
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Couple more, then...

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Mother Luxton

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Lee 'Curtains' Stanley

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Jamez wrote: Katherine
Except I go to my local gym twice a week, swim once a week, am a trim 9.5 stone and am not overweight. Better luck next time, eh?
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Katherine wrote:
Jamez wrote: Katherine
Except I go to my local gym twice a week, swim once a week, am a trim 9.5 stone and am not overweight. Better luck next time, eh?
You don't look overweight in your cartoon. Just rather repulsive, dear.
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Jamez wrote: You don't look overweight in your cartoon. Just rather repulsive, dear.
You're no oil painting yourself, Mr Sprout..... I've seen bits of woodworm-infested furniture more gifted in the looks department than yourself. I bet I could out-run you on a treadmill too.....
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