I'm so bloody horny...

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Jamez
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Hey peeps!

I don't often start topics, but I feel as though I must now. The reason?

I've had flu all week and have just spend most of it in bed with my laptop hooked up to the net downloading music and porn.

I'm now over the worst of it (I can walk without feeling I'm going to faint now!), and now that my energy has returned, so has my sex drive and i'm BLOODY HORNY AND THERES NO GIRLIES TO HAVE SEX WITH! :lol: :lol:

Me and my mate Lawrence went out on Saturday night and no one was interested. Apart from a vile valleys girl whos face resembled a horses arse with a scabs. Ughh.

I'm 21 on Monday, I want one last f*ck before the weekend is out! hehehe.

What am I to do, darlings? ;)
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Jamez
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nodnirG kraM wrote:
Jamez wrote:What am I to do, darlings? ;)
Have a wank.
I knew you were going to say that! :lol:
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as iain ducan smith would say, your choice is stark: have a w*nk your lower or standards hehe
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There should be a 'gaydar' for straight people. 'Hetrodar' or something.

Or straight cruising areas perhaps. Do they exist?
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fusionlad wrote:There should be a 'gaydar' for straight people. 'Hetrodar' or something.

Or straight cruising areas perhaps. Do they exist?

not unless you want to pay, i've never seen women standing about offering sex for free- if only that was the case !
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Jamez
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Faceparty is the straight equivelent of Gaydar - only with less porn! :D
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How about Dogging is that not the latest straight thing ?.

A while ago i think it was Johnnie Boy on here was saying that he wanted a quickie or something don't quote me though.

I did mention a site for casual sex called craigs list

craigs list.org

When you get into the site you need to go to personals and then on the far right hand side look down for London ,Manchester or Edinburgh as they are the only uk places listed for the moment.Go to casual encounters there are "loads" (pardon the pun) of ads or if you like you can place your own add .

Men and Men
Men and Women
Women and Women
Group Action
Men Men and Women
Women Women and Man

Do give it a chance Johnnie did thank me for the info but he thought it was only applicable to the USA and SFO not the case .

I think it'll be right up your **** i mean street Jamezie boy ;)
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andyrew
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Jamez wrote: Me and my mate Lawrence went out on Saturday night.
What am I to do, darlings? ;)
Lawrence! hahaha. You never know :lol:
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Jamez
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:lol:

I did go to the cinema earlier with a girlie though. Sadly, there wasn't even a snog when I dropped her off home! :cry:
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A.J.A.
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Jamez wrote:Faceparty is the straight equivelent of Gaydar - only with less porn! :D
But is it though? From what I've seen, it's full of ladies telling the world (presumably other lads) about their lovely boyfriends... which is... just... splendid! :roll:
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A.J.A. wrote:
Jamez wrote:Faceparty is the straight equivelent of Gaydar - only with less porn! :D
But is it though? From what I've seen, it's full of ladies telling the world (presumably other lads) about their lovely boyfriends... which is... just... splendid! :roll:
I'd say that's not as far removed from Gaydar as you might think.
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