Mr Adam's (aka Prince Charles) writes: An exceptionally personable and mature young man with well-developed social skills. Unfailingly polite and reliable, Rowan takes his responsibilities very seriously. In addition to providing much appreciated assistance to the form tutor of a junior form [Well it is Miss Mc Phillips - who wouldn't assist!], he has been involved in a variety of school activities and also finds time and energy to pursue political and other interests outside of school.
Miss Bradshaw never fails to be brutally honest: Rowan is a student who, in the past, has not always maximised hid chances of doing well in examinations. She does go on to say how fabulous I am though. What is very funny though, is how because staff wrote these reports at least a month ago, certain assumptions had to be made... Sadly, however, he had not organised himself to meet the deadline on the completed version [My English coursework]. I got it in, on schedule, with the rest of the class. A nice v-sign for Miss B

Mr Stephens ends off that Rowan may yet be surprised at the final grade he gets in the summer. You mean I can go lower than a D?
Mr Phillips starts off by saying Rowan has been to inconsistent this year to fulfill his potential. Enough of that.
Miss Logie-Campbell says how amazing I am, although he currently owes three essays. Must have slipped my mind?
Now my favorite quote from this years report has to be from Miss Sansom. Rowan has demonstrated that there is substance behind the charm this year.
Charm?
Mrs Turner calls me an enthusiastic and committed student. That's prozac for you

So come on, lets here some of your quotes from school reports...