I wish England would get kicked out of the football, end of all this fuss around here. Wimbledon's after this, which means for more fuss. All professional footballers need to be shot - or better yet, severely (and painfully) mutilated. I can't describe how much satisfaction that would bring. Footbal...

NO WAY!

Don't touch frutiger with a bargepole - not even a very long one. It's totally hideous.

I'd reccomend something like Meta or Helvetica (quite similar to Arial).

Cheese Head wrote:Get a great big metal mallet, smash your tower then claim insurance. Or similar.

Nooononono, it needs to look like an accident - perhaps it could "slip" out of the window?

Barrett wrote:

SteveL wrote:

Barrett wrote:

Mark/johnny? you seeing double?

everyone is aware of viruses, but that doesn't mean they know how to deal with them correctly And you think the people who don't know how to deal with these viruses know how to download the updates? Would you be in favour of software products that update themselves automatically, without user inter...

First off, I shouldn't have said that those who get viruses deserve them; this is untrue. No-one deserves a virus. I also don't mean to be entirely condescending, but the point I'm trying to convey does involve an amount of... erm... condescendingness. everyone is aware of viruses, but that doesn't ...

nodnirG kraM wrote:Get rid of messenger altogether and get yourself a copy of Trillian. Much better!!

http://www.trillian.cc

You must be joking!

And I had this problem (and managed to sort it) but can't remember how.

Dr Sigmund Mohammad wrote:from the andy-jones website:

Send realm ajnet and message to 83248
Costs only 25p

how did you do this?

http://www.gwinternet.itagg.com/

How you were stupid enough to wind up with 23 items of spyware on your computer I don't know.

*Toc-toc-toc* - nope, it's hollow.

If you have never once used an anti-virus program then how do know you do not have a virus? How do I know? Because my computer runs blissfully fast, and always has done. However, just to prove this, I did a quick virus scan and it found - just as I thought - no viruses. let's not confuse that with ...

rts wrote:Sorry, Chris. You couldn't get off your high horse could you? Having trouble hearing you all the way up there.

If you wish to provide evidence to contradict my argument go ahead, but flippant remarks like that mean nothing.