I'm not a failed DJ either of course.

I am currently in work, as they say.

Only you.

Sorry, I need to give John another seeing-to.

Oh sod it we have the debate every six/seven months so someone needs to start it. Surely it's time to revise the whole sorry episode? GMT is a waste of daylight in the summer, and I hate the dark nights when it's in operation, however I actually see a case for it in December/January when daylight is...

Bartholomew Beelzebub wrote:I am one of Troutie's harshest critics.

Part of the act.

Pop Music had a bright future. Then the Spice Girls broke up and we were subjected to all this guitar shit, and emo tossers like My Chemical Romance making number one. Anyone who likes emo should really be dead, if they've not been driven to suicide already. Just coz you play a guitar does not make ...

I'd feel exactly how Jamez feels, eh?

Game's up. Sorry 'bout that.

That should have been an executable offence.

McFly deserve to die.

Oh really!?!

And you're Bartholemew Beelzebub. Yeah, whatever. I think BB and myself are more than capable of separate thinking. That's why you once advised me, on MSN, to use a proxy server to conceal my identity. "That's what I do for Bartholemew Beelzebub." Don't pull the wool over my eyes or anyon...

The guitar bands killed the pop.

Bloody Mika, Razorlight, Kaiser Chiefs and all this rubbish.

Get some feel-good back in the charts like we had in the 90s.