Well, by serious I mean not showbiz, soap gossip etc. I don't want a heavy read but by the same token I don't want a paper leading with how big Chantelle's tits are. Is it me or does it look like Chantelle opted for the "economy sex change operation"!! Pete Burns looks more feminine than ...

These days I read The Times. Only 20p a day in the "student Union" shop. They never ask if I'm a student or not. And I'm not, I just work at the university! ;) However, today I bought the Independent (25p!!) as they were giving away a goodie bag with it which had a DVD of some kind in it a...

And the reason why you seem to be flicking through the lingerie section of the Freemans catalogue surely needs some explanation too.

Dunno, but the bloke in the blue shirt, directly behind the girls head seems to have an ill fitting beret.

nodnirG kraM wrote:I stand corrected.

"Said the man in the orthopedic shoes."

Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

Ah Elgar! I'm quite partial to a bit of Rachmaninov and Vaughan Williams too!

Though why my new sister-in-law chose Handal's 'Arrival of the Queen of Sheba' for her wedding as she LEFT the church is beyond me. Didn't even have the wedding march!

Happy New Year, btw folks!

Oh well... spare a thought for the poor butcher who has to put a new sign up in his window tomorrow...

BEST LIVER FOR SALE

Does it come with a built in megaphone, Nick?

NatWest should change it's name. It's silly, because I used to live with a girl called Natalie West at Uni, and she thought it was amazing that she had the same name as her bank. Well, my brother Wes, has just married a girl called Nat! LOL! Nat and Wes! Almost! The irony being he works for Barclay...

DJF wrote:Can you give me a clue as to who I'm looking for?

I couldn't believe the simplicity of this when I first read about it a few weeks ago!

The Times themselves!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 63,00.html

And here's the proof...

http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/

Not only did the story of this website make today's 'Times', but look who's bought a fair chunk of pixels about halfway down the page towards the centre!