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by TG
Fri 07 Apr, 2006 22.25
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Tesco carrier bags are awfully cheap
Replies: 31
Views: 7401

Had a strange subsutitation a few months back. We order eight bananas each week; don't ask why, we just do. We have a note on the bananas item which says "If small, please send extra". So the dimbo who blue boxes our order will either send eight huge ones or six tiny ones. So, sorry Mr TG...
by TG
Fri 07 Apr, 2006 22.23
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Tesco carrier bags are awfully cheap
Replies: 31
Views: 7401

I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that we flatten them all out neatly, fold them in half, put them tidily in the returning wine box and give them to the driver. Delighted. More like you, please! Far easier to fit in our recycling cage that way :lol: Had a strange subsutitation a few months back......
by TG
Fri 07 Apr, 2006 12.07
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Tesco carrier bags are awfully cheap
Replies: 31
Views: 7401

We are told to put only a couple of items in each bag. Two reasons - firstly, so if anything leaks, only one or two items are affected, and secondly, security, so if most things are bagged separately, its more obvious when things have gone missing/been tampered with, between picking from shop floor ...
by TG
Sun 19 Mar, 2006 21.29
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Let's make a story...
Replies: 57
Views: 13896

"Ugh!" cried the poor, unsuspecting boy, as a strangely grumpy...
by TG
Sun 19 Mar, 2006 20.02
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Let's make a story...
Replies: 57
Views: 13896

...any man who had been exposed to the large...
by TG
Sun 19 Mar, 2006 17.22
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Let's make a story...
Replies: 57
Views: 13896

...in which he found only a small, wrinkled, pink box...
by TG
Sat 18 Mar, 2006 23.02
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Let's make a story...
Replies: 57
Views: 13896

...known only as the Fabulous Mr...
by TG
Sat 18 Mar, 2006 20.20
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Let's make a story...
Replies: 57
Views: 13896

...dick for his pudding, which was odd really, given his allergy to...
by TG
Sat 18 Mar, 2006 20.19
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Jokes...
Replies: 90
Views: 25493

Two blondes walk into a building.

You'd think ONE of them would have noticed it.