I've started getting loads of my food and essentials at Wilkinson and Lidl. I've nearly halved my weekly shopping bill. Who care's if Lidl is seen as a shop aimed at poor and downtrodden - if they're selling quality stuff at bargain prices then I'm definitely having the last laugh.

rts wrote:I drew the curtains one morning to see a BMW in my garden, which had careered through a fence, a hedge, and stopped against bush.

Yeah... sorry about that, Rod! I was trying to look for BBC Southern Counties radio on the radio, but failed.

rfrancis51284 wrote:Amy Winehouse looks like a tree stump that's been hit by the number 76 bus 15 times and then painted in marmite.

Hmm. Interesting.

I would have described her simply as a drug-addled mess with big teeth.

I for one am shocked at this show of shoddiness from Orange.

Although, Nick, you should know better than to use Freeserve/Wanadoo/Orange

She used to be pretty, confident and charismatic.

Now she's just a complete embarrassment to herself and her family.

Dan Harper as the station voice... christ almighty.

The cheesiest, the most "I'm so in love with the sound of my own voice" fella ever.

Google him. Perfect face for radio.

Having sex with the wife of the heir to the throne is still an offence which can be punished by death. The death penalty is still reserved in the UK for high treason. If Burrell did do Di doggystyle, then he should either have his cock and balls removed without anaesthetic or hang from the tower of ...

It has prompted a police investigation into whether her comments constitute a hate crime, namely those below: However offensive or vitriolic her comments were, she IS entitled to give her opinions. Remember that just a couple of decades ago, such thoughts were the opinion of the vast majority of pe...

The man is a total humiliation. He made an absolute arse of himself on Celebrity Big Brother, severely damaging what little credibility he had left as an MP. Hmm. I heard a song you sang about Stephen Cole once. Oh, and a highly camp 'BBC News' bulletin filmed in a library starring you. Pot and ket...

Don't bother me! I don't work there! I should perhaps point out that I was not dismissed from Tesco, nor any other organisation, for misappropriation of any materials, least of all AA batteries. Anyway getting swiftly back on topic. 130.9ppl for diesel now round the corner. 136.0 ppl here in the fe...

nodnirG kraM wrote:A bit like nicking a load of AAs when noone's looking.

Still working at Tesco, then?