Don't kid yourself Jimmy, if a tree ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Hyma admitted this himself in the opening post: [ Stating the myth ] Metropol is a big clique. Now you'd think the fact StuartPlymouth, barcode and beep are still posting would be evidence [ of this being a myth ] but apparently not. So we need to try and dispell this [ myth ] too. Fixed for you, s...

I'd put these under entertain, but it seems to to depend on who you talk to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d-DaFL72Ek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30bqBtL99ZQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMzMMNOidPY

In my opinion, Julie was in Birmingham as ITV News At Ten would have held a reception at the Conservative party conference. I was at the event last Tuesday at the Labour party conference and Julie, Mark and Alistair were there along with others. That in my opinion is why Julie would have been in Bi...

Have we done this one before?

Me thoughts you disabled the gobbling Aero? Or are you just tarting your wears for an online show?

This isn't funny anymore.

Let me tell you where I am. I'm out.

/Bannatyne mode.

Obviously I think the BBC should be stripped down to bare basics. As a public service broadcaster, it clearly exceeds its remit. Yet this is neither here nor there. Even if you believe the BBC is fantastic as it is, or you even believe it deserves to be funded more than it currently is, this still ...

Deary me, I'm disappointed to find in Dear William's blog that he stooped so low as to appear on Big Brother's Little Brother. Shocking.

Of course, I couldn't actually bring myself to watch the Youtube clip, as I feared it might induce vomiting. Of my recently downed fruit smoothee.

... There'll be no mention of the British Empire or the armed forces... I bet there'll be no mention of the slave trade or sending children down mine shafts either. damn polish spoliing everything. I kind of found it funny last night how the BBC commented that China was presenting an abridged and s...