Square Eyes wrote:Some of these captions are not very funny.

Not very funny as in 'not very good' or not very funny as in 'offensive'?

The vision-mixer cuts to Carol unexpectedly when the VT about the 'downgrading of cannabis to a Class C drug' fails to run.

Jamez wrote:

Si-Co wrote:
Plus I like the uniform. Did I say that out loud?

No, you typed it and posted it on an Internet forum.

Phew, that's not quite so bad then!

I very much doubt it would bother me. I have friends and friends-of-friends who are coppers, and generally speaking down at the pub they are just ordinary blokes (and women). Like marksi says, the hours aren't particularly any more unsociable than many other jobs these days, and I find it actually c...

Those who are worried for Jimbo's safety, I can assure you he is still alive and well and active on MSN Messenger.

all new Phil wrote:

Si-Co wrote:Been a while for me too, but then again I'm choosy!

You're choosy? Isn't that the excuse people give you?

No - they normally just take the drink, take the fags, then fuck off.

If it helps him get laid, I'm sure he won't complain!

Been a while for me too, but then again I'm choosy!

Oh come on we've all done it! I used to do it regularly at a radio station where the loo was three floors above and your average vinyl single didn't last long enough to run there and back. It was a simple case of Peter Sarstedt's Where Do You Go To YET again, or the sink. 'Where do you go.?'.. Hmm,...

nodnirG kraM wrote:

tvmercia wrote:

Si-Co wrote:I once took a pee in the sink because I was too lazy to move clothes and towels off the toilet seat.

you are vile aren't you

Oh come on we've all done it!

One of the many advantages of being a man, if you ask me!

tvmercia wrote:

Si-Co wrote:I once took a pee in the sink because I was too lazy to move clothes and towels off the toilet seat.

you are vile aren't you

What do you mean? I rinsed it out afterwards!

I once took a pee in the sink because I was too lazy to move clothes and towels off the toilet seat.