Why oh why do people keep on coming up with frigging conspiracy theories? It's quite simple - a few extremists decided to hijack some planes and fly them into things. No conspiracy on the American side of things. Why do people have to make this bullshit up out of nothing? Are you all seriously telli...

Si-Co wrote:Been a while for me too, but then again I'm choosy!

You're choosy? Isn't that the excuse people give you?

Meh, you guys are no fun. I was merely trying to lift the atmosphere (is that a phrase even?) seeing as noone had posted on here in ages.

Asses. The lot of you.

...Phil thought that it would be fun, especially as we seem to have less of the weirdos round here these days. Which is unfortunate really, because...

Ok, this is quite simple. I'll start a story off, and then each following person who posts has to write the next bit. Got that? Good!

Here goes..

A funny thing happened to me the other day. I was walking down the tinned vegetable aisle in Sainsbury's when I saw...

Just like he'd *NEVER* send a picture of it to someone on MSN...

Eh James?

I got a warning for calling someone a "Fucking Fuck Fuck". Most unfair, I'd say, especially seeing as it was in a lighthearted context.

Sounds like cancer to me.

Sounds like you've finally hit puberty!

I do... or maybe I'm just pleased to see you.

I always used to love The Simpsons, but I'd agree it has lost its way recently. For me, the worst episode was the one guest starring N*Sync, when Bart and some of his classmates were made into a pop group or something. It truly was awful, and anything since that for me seems to have lost its edge.