Perhaps we should get him a TV swear box to go with it. The money raised could be put towards better troll defences.

it's a wonder he's managing to come on this site every day then. I just wish he wasn't. Well, it's your own fault. You shouldn't have created him the way you did. Were you drunk at the time, and thought it would be fun to make someone with a number for a name? Shame on you. My faith in your power i...

Skips and tips are good places to be nosy. My uncle got a marble fire surround/mantlepiece for almost free after spotting it being chucked in a skip outside some house which was being gutted.

Today at work, I was helping my manager to pack away some stuff in order for it to be moved to another office. Next door to the office, is an area of loft space which is used as a storage area. We took the opportunity to do a clear out of the storage space, which had been used as a bit of a dumping ...

i had an ipod for a while, a 20gig 3rd gen one. it broke. I also had a 1st gen shuffle. That broke. I shall not be purchasing any overpriced nonsense from apple again. My sister works for UPS, and says that the amount of iPods that get returned via them was more than enough to put her off ever buyi...

I am, and always have been, me. Whether being me is a good thing or not, I have no idea. But on the other hand, I wouldn't know who else to be.

I heard that one of the chemicals in Coca Cola is also used in the production of car tyres.

I think the stuff tastes revolting anyway, regardless of what goes into it.

Oh well. We were overdue a scandal.

http://www.citizen.org/print_article.cfm?ID=785 In 1992 Stella Liebeck, a 79-year old retired sales clerk, bought a 49-cent cup of coffee from a drive-through McDonald’s in Albuquerque, New Mexico. She was in the passenger seat of a car driven by her grandson. Ms. Liebeck placed the cup between her...

Tim Tams... Despite what Australians say, I found their national biscuit to be nothing special. I think I prefer Penguins.

And never buy Cadbury's chocolate in Australia. It tastes weird.

Alan Robson... Yeah, I've never forgotten that anybody still watching TV with a 4:3 set is a "sad luddite freak". Anyway, I thought that it turned out that 'Alan' was actually Johnnyboy messing about...or was it somebody else? I don't know, there seemed to be a phase sometime around then w...