The Messenger is exactly where that article is from. Mine's out of the SUM rather than the SAM though. It's nice to see they've fooked up their site. Where will the moaners go now?

Here's one of my favourites from the local paper.

Would this be the joke, Nick? In the days of yore, a knight was on his way to do something terribly important, riding his horse into the ground to get to his destination as fast as possible. After being ridden too hard for too long, his horse became lame, and seeing a small town ahead he headed stra...

Many of the high schools are becoming colleges though. Apart from Sale High School, of course, which was a college but now has no specialist status. As has been said, it does just seem to be another method of getting more funding. A lot of schools are now becoming specialist schools in two areas - ...

I'm pleased to say that I cannot stand anything to do with Manchester United. That includes but is not limited to... the fans, Ronaldo, the football stadium, the congestion I have to put up with after every home game, the fact that it's impossible to get parked anywhere on a match day and the fact t...

do people in manchester see a metrolink tram passing and go OH MY, I THOUGHT THAT WAS METROSEXUAL. No, they don't, because unlike you they're not all braindead morons. I would dispute that, actually. Have you never seen the man u football hooligans? And using your generalisation, I would be a Manch...

Just to add my opinion to this subject... I don't think that Sir Ian Blair should resign over the shooting of Jean Charles but only due to the circumstances at the time. These circumstances were possibly the most extreme the country has ever seen, and so the police will have reacted heavy-handedly i...

I know my opinion won't count, but I like barcode.

I thought I recognised this person's name. This person is of course Andrew Worth. The person whose TV Forum signature is 'ANDREW WORTH SAYS BOO'. It's amazing how quickly trolls come back considering how openly disliked they can be.

I know of one Maths teacher who used to bribe pupils to put up good ratings for him. He let them play Countdown the next lesson if he got enough good ratings. Shame he left really.

ClerkByron wrote:So how do wheelchair users get from the ground floor to 1st floor?

Stairlift, maybe?