Gavin Scott wrote: Oh that's a nice voice.

And I've just learned your name is NET-I-ZEN as opposed to NIGHT-ZEN - which I've been reading incorrectly since you started, it seems.

How odd - on both counts! Nice of you to say though, I always thought I sound particularly dorky.

Strange, I've never had any of those issues you all mention. I did used to whitelist sites I like but never bothered on my current laptop. I'll add Metro and TVF to it now. I'll probably get all embarrassed and take it down after 5 mins but here you go: http://www.gorillaenterprises.co.uk/upload/upl...

You mean to say you're not using Firefox and Adblock Plus? Tsk.

I think Chie should contribute to this thread, I'm intrigued to see if the sound matches the face and how odd that would be.

That's unfortunate, I tend to pride myself on spelling and grammaring correctly on internets

define: netizen

Cheapy McCheap's favourite Hong Kong based electronic tat shop happens to sell them: http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.14561

I'm not a smoker mind you, I just saw it on there. They're probably made with more cancerous low grade plastics mind you.

That was a deliberate mistake, durr! I'm so funny.

Oh alright! It was a rushed rant, I'd just got in after walking to town and back for no reason so I was still angry. Firefox speelcheck didn't flag it up so I'm doing a barcy on this one.

That's exactly what I'm fearing. I can just see some nurk with a clipboard standing behind me going "tsk!"

I've got a typing test at an NHS job interview tomorrow. Hopefully they're only looking for speed and accuracy as I find touch typing utterly awkward and unnatural. Surely everyone's fingers sit slightly differently, so who decided that daft split keyboard should be called 'natural'?

That's pretty much the case I'm afraid. I know they're a voluntary organisation and all that, but I just find this sort of thing unreasonable whether you pay for it or not.

They're open for 3 hours a day here and won't let you make an appointment for someone else who's busy at work and the phone lines are never answered and you can't make an appointment in person either you have to phone and I'm sorry sir that's the way it is and ARRGHFSKIGNGSBASTRDINGSCRBLLLLGah. I th...