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by B.E. El-Zebub
Sun 08 Apr, 2007 10.36
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Incongruous retail juxtapositions
Replies: 21
Views: 6493

Nick Harvey wrote:
Jamez wrote:Should we be worried?
Yes; be worried.

No; in fact, be extremely scared.

I've told you over and over that I know who Bartholomew is, but you just keep refusing to believe me.
Oooh. Who do you think I am?

BTW, I am deeply saddened that everyone has missed the point of this thread.
by B.E. El-Zebub
Sat 07 Apr, 2007 18.09
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Incongruous retail juxtapositions
Replies: 21
Views: 6493

Incongruous retail juxtapositions

Wilkinson have Cadbury's mini eggs on the same display as bottles of bleach :shock:

Share your retail blunders here.
by B.E. El-Zebub
Mon 02 Apr, 2007 11.15
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Local Elections
Replies: 82
Views: 26054

James Martin wrote:Or maybe you like seeing our national heritage eroded.
What, exactly does that mean? How is your Englishness/Britishness being eroded?

Or is it just another way of saying "too many darkies"?
by B.E. El-Zebub
Sun 01 Apr, 2007 20.30
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: AOL and connection to the internet
Replies: 48
Views: 12414

AOL IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.
by B.E. El-Zebub
Sat 31 Mar, 2007 19.59
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Bartholomew's all-new quote of the day thread
Replies: 13
Views: 3713

I am FURIOUS that my thread has been HIJACKED for the discussion of CRIMINAL actvity :mad:
by B.E. El-Zebub
Thu 29 Mar, 2007 01.45
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Bartholomew's all-new quote of the day thread
Replies: 13
Views: 3713

Bartholomew's all-new quote of the day thread

there is a 1-in-300 chance that I will come out and cut your toes off with a scythe, but only if there is sufficient custard available in my harpsichord
by B.E. El-Zebub
Tue 27 Mar, 2007 00.36
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: TV Forum Watch News and Information Board
Replies: 9280
Views: 2727431

Godfather wrote:whos BBCMIDSTODAY?
Beep chubby.
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And who are YOU?
by B.E. El-Zebub
Sun 25 Mar, 2007 02.33
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: BST - # Fi-na-lly, it's happened... (etc) #
Replies: 3
Views: 1339

Re: BST - # Fi-na-lly, it's happened... (etc) #

You are Edwina Currie and I claim my five pounds.
by B.E. El-Zebub
Sun 25 Mar, 2007 00.55
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: OFFENSIVE SIGNATURES
Replies: 56
Views: 16458

I have been accused of being many people - Ison, Jamez, Dr Lobster, even you, James Martin.

I am none of the above.
by B.E. El-Zebub
Sun 25 Mar, 2007 00.49
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: OFFENSIVE SIGNATURES
Replies: 56
Views: 16458

I'd feel exactly how Jamez feels, eh? Game's up. Sorry 'bout that. Bzzzzzzzt. And that's the wrong answer. Thanks for playing. I am one of Troutie's harshest critics. If you think that is all an elaborate double-bluff, you are much mistaken. You just carry on in your parallel paranoid universe if i...
by B.E. El-Zebub
Sat 24 Mar, 2007 22.22
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: OFFENSIVE SIGNATURES
Replies: 56
Views: 16458

And you're Bartholemew Beelzebub. Yeah, whatever. I think BB and myself are more than capable of separate thinking. That's why you once advised me, on MSN, to use a proxy server to conceal my identity. "That's what I do for Bartholemew Beelzebub." Don't pull the wool over my eyes or anyon...

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