Hello people, Was just outside having a fag and I suddenly thought, "hmmmm, I wonder how many fellow TV Forum and Metropol-ers participate in this disgusting habit?" I really need to cut down - I gave up a few weeks back and didn't touch one for over four weeks, but I've since got back int...

well i'm really happy, maybe you can all take some comfort in this?

Cheese Head wrote:in three weeks ill be living in another country!

YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is everyone alright for nibbles?

I THINK CBEEBIES SHOULD HAVE A TIRAMISU SHOW COS I LIKE CBOOBIES

Oh dear, I wouldn't go with them if you paid me, I can recall many stories of how they blu-tack the wings on, and the food on board is rubbish. You're going to die I'm afraid. Been nice knowing you.

Cheese Head wrote:asking my friend back to hotel rooms

But obviously not you, I take it?

I don't think you're taking this seriously.

I just had some tiramisu and it was really nice.

Does anyone else have any inspirational stories of said coffee-based treat?

I'm not gay, I just enjoy a bit of buggery.

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