Well with less than two hours to go, i'm surprised how little people care that the next best thing to Christ is about to celebrate his birthday. Along with Hyma of course. Incase you had forgotton, horse-chops and big-ears have shifted their wedding do to Saturday in recognition of our great Birthda...

I must admit, I have been here pretty much since day one. My interest in all the forums has really decreased this past year or so. Perhaps its because I have become friends with all of those I would want to, I dunno. But its not the same. Maybe we (the clique) are all evolving...who knows. Oh how I ...

did i mention i intend to get a boucy castle for the Three Cocks car park? People will only be allowed on once they've had at least 40 units of lemonade of course. Up here the Border itself has been redrawn especially for the occasion, for the whole of Friday it will be as follows <img src="ht...

Well…the media would have you believe the Royal Wedding had been rescheduled because of the funeral of the Pope. We here at MP know the truth however. Friday the 8th of April has been and has always been the day of a double birthday spectacular! Hyma and I will be celebrating our Arian tendencies wi...

I get concerned and annoyed with those on Gaydar that first send you a message saying 'Hi' then when you ignore them for being fat and ugly, they follow it up with 'You there?' and then when you ignore them for being fat, ugly and annoying they turn round and say 'Is it because I am fat, ugly and an...

Oh genius moment on Fox News just a moment ago. Someone decided to leave their reporters mic up and we got to hear “Hello?...why won’t anybody hear me?”…and this genius line as a sombre Shepard Smith was rambling “Pope is dead…hello? Pope is dead Pope is dead”. So beautifully handled IMO.

To be honest, with all respect to your average Sun/Mirror reader, I think most people will hear the words "spending cuts" and "NHS" in the same sentence and think "that's bad". The idea that removing money from the NHS - getting rid of many of the managerial structures...

The main issue for the Conservatives is identity. Just where do they sit in British politics? The internal fights that we are lead to believe by Michael Howard no longer exist, are still continuing ala Howard Flight. This guy had the audacity to speak the true Tory mind and Michael Howard shut him d...

Prefer the Sunset Strippers version or as my iPod hilariously interprets it as the Sunset Strappers. (Bloody retards). The bloke in the Sunset whatever they are is far better looking than the bunch of mincing chavs on the Cabin Crew version.

Isonstine wrote:

Snu wrote:I shall be there...it'll be like old times, can't wait! James Ison, will you will be there?

Naturally.

Oh i'm busy. Sorry. I just remembered Monday night is rubbish night and I have to ensure I don't mix the plastics with the perishables.

James Martin wrote:I'll be there!

Can you not be busy?