I'm told having a wank can help.

This women is amazing… I forget how wonderful and absolutely mad she really was until I saw one of her videos on Magic earlier. She has one of the most distinctive styles pop music could probably ever allow. She really is quite fab! and the music is so lovely (some of it kinda scary, the video with ...

Well I got a Valentine's Day text message, but then I have not yet invited him back to my house, so he does not know where I live, despite the fact we have been dating for a month or so. This situation I intend to maintain for as long as possible, thus depriving myself of any sexually-derived pleas...

How anyone can deny that character is found at the bottom of the pint glass, is beyond me. I am at my most interesting when pissed. Saying the wrong things, wrongly placed sense of confidence. Yep its all good and only so while your young. Mind you the beer gut can be a little irritating. My little ...

I'll drink to that!!!

I know what is, your missing Peter! Its totally understandable. I've had a pretty rough week to and all I can think is *SEND IN THE CLOWNS* You'll get over it, you always do.