What part of Florida is that from, Jaron?

Don't take any notice, Mr Grobsnurt, Jaron's not got a good word to say about anybody.

Just to surprise you all, Nick Harvey..........................



















won't be coming.

THERE WILL BE FIRE AND THERE WILL........

Oh no, sorry, already done that one elsewhere!

Can't make my mind up which to submit from my collection!

Okay folks!

Oh, and while I'm here, may I wish a warm welcome to Metropol to Simon Laxative, who doesn't normally visit, but is popping over tonight because he's just SO damn nosey and this thread's been mentioned in "the other place".

Oh, no problem at all; I'll just pop some nice black paint on the floor.

Would you want my mate Suzie to co-present?

tvmercia wrote:i'm not surprised, itsrobot is no doubt getting his pop corn and warm milk ready for asia today.

Don't you be nasty about my mate Robert; we're good friends now, you know!

Is being the Manager of Disasters anything like being the Chairman of Vice?

If so, I'll take it!

At this rate, I'm going to be Prime Minister!

Oh, excreta, I'm stuck in here with just a Serbian love child for company!

Oh, more excreta, have I just given out the name of the hacker?