I can't be doing with to-the-minute updates of the final night of Quizmania in t'other place, including *HIGHLIGHTS* such as what shade of brown Debbie is wearing, and how Greg Scott is going back to selling net curtains on some obscure shopping channel. For that reason, I've set up this thread ...

Nothing.

Hello, I'm Phil.

I was Jamez. I am currently 623058 and I plan on being Gertie Wertie sometime in the near future.

I'm hoping to be able to pay my respects to Magnus when I get there. Maybe by sitting on something big, black and shiny.

Cheers for all the tips so far guys.

Hello Metropoliers, just a quickie... anyone here ever been to Iceland? (The country, not the shop) I've just booked a holiday there for the end of the month, need to top up my tan you see, and was just wondering if anyone has been and could recommend any activities, sights, advice, stuff like that ...

Actually found some of my old sig images that I'd forgoptten about. Anyone remember the "fab people" sigs started by Phil I think?

http://www.100megsfree.com/onthebox/fishpeople.jpg

Ooh yes, that was me I think. Can't for the life of me remember what prompted it, or who mine originally featured ...

I wish this guy would stop promising a new Tyne Tees website is launching. I'm not sure I can handle the disappointment at his LIES. BASTARD LIES. I WANT MY NEW TYNE FUCKING TEES WEBSITE.

Yes but then if it's a New Year Countdown, then a vital part of the whole season is missed. I think that the whole Christmas and New Year time needs rebranding to avoid situations like this. From now on, anything between 16th December and 2nd January is to be referred to as Shirley. The Countdown ...

I believe they're on five! Saw an advert the other day, it was all about numbers.

Hardly laugh a minute yourself, matey.