Well I'll be buggered if I know. We live in an old house in the middle of nowhere, and sometime many years ago, a man shot himself by accident in our front room whilst cleaning his gun. We didn't know about this until a few months back, but we had noticed many times that our front room would go free...

I thought you said you had indulged in sexual activities with 2 members of these fora?

Mine's been doing the same all day actually. Funny though, my bf started using his new O2 sim card today and has had no problems.

At least it's not just me anyway.

Blimey, must be laugh a minute there.

You little nobber.

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Like the ferries? *guffaw*

Is this the best film ever? I love it! I must have watched it about a hundred times, yet every time I seem to notice something which makes me think of the whole film in a different light. For anyone who's not seen it, it's the story of a teenager who is on medication after burning down an empty hous...

Chill out!

I don't understand all the fuss about Morrisons to be honest. I work just around the corner from the one in Preston and I think it's really cool. Admittedly the store is pretty modern, but the inside of the store is really nicely done. Their cafe is also miles better than any other supermarkets' I k...

I was providing managerial cover at UCI Trafford a few months ago.. it was weird leaving the Trafford Centre at 2 in the morning. Won't be sad to see the Festival Village go - well apart from the shop that has the guy sat in the window who everyone thinks isn't real. As for Warrington - I seriously ...

I've got my *fab* red Ford Fiesta. Some bugger nicked my front number plate last night though, so I've had to get a new one today, but it's only a few quid. It's a great car though, looks almost new, no marks or anything on it. Not planning to upgrade just yet, although if I did I would probably get...

I tend to give my best mate a ring and go out on a late night drive with her to Blackpool or somewhere. That always lets me forget all my worries.