ha bloody ha... lol

... and no I'm not sucking a chipolata (although I was in the fish and chip shop at the time).

Katnap wrote: Where's a vomit smiley when you need one?

Bail wrote:

rob wrote:watch the Saints game - beer was crap and atmosphere was cold.

It's a saints/scummer match, what did you expect

Oh Bail, it was full of Saints fans who were all pissed from last night. Not going there tonight though...

Take the piss why don't ya... lol

The Kings Arms in Whitchurch - decided to go in there Saturday to watch the Saints game - beer was crap and atmosphere was cold.

Forgot to mention this.

On my first day, we had to watch a DVD about jury duty, and it was presented by Sian Jones (ITV Newsreader)

My mate started jury duty yesterday, he got sworn in at around 10am, and the case was dropped at 4. He's got to go back in tomorrow.

Can people not volunteer for it? I'm not at all surprised if the answer is no. I mean, how silly it would be that they could draw from a pool of people who WANT to help rather than randomly interrupting the life of someone who doesn't give a damn (like me!).

One of the jurors on the case I was on ...

I won't be voting until this evening.

Unfortunately I'm registered at my mums house, so I'm gonna have to go there later and pick up my voting card. Then I have to go to the polling station which is the cricket pavilion in my village which is always staffed by the same old nosy bag who loves to ...

Me as well.

That's still quite a long trial, although if it was in the US it would've lasted at least 3 months, they are notoriously slow!

There were a lot of legal issues that needed clearing up. We had long periods of time when we weren't actually in court, and trust me, that's the most boring thing about ...

Jamez wrote:

rob wrote:

Jamez wrote:Guilty or not guilty?

Not Guilty.

What was the crime?

If the trial lasted a fortnight, it must have been pretty serious.

Sorry, it was rape