James Martin wrote:Excellent news!

Welcome back James P. This forum was a worse-off place without thee.

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Are you two an item?

cat wrote:You're an idiot, Nick.

No, I don't need/want to explain myself any further.

You're just a dick.

You've only just realised?

Antz wrote:I don't see why not. It gets the tourists in and without it, Britain wouldn't really Britain as we've had royalty for centuries.

The French make more money out of their dead Royals than we do with the living ones

Ignore Harvey. He's been in a bad mood ever since Oswald Mosley rejected his membership of the British Union of Fascists on the grounds he didn't want to bring the party into disrepute.

I can't help but notice that you look EXACTLY the same in your new avatar as you did in the last one.

I'm sorry. Did you expect me to rip off my mask and reveal my grotesque alien features conveniently scrunched underneath?

(You get extra points for naming the Doctor Who story :) )

Like this ...

If God does exist he must be a pretty nasty character. He must be pretty insecure as he keeps demanding adoration from his creations and is willing to condemn those who don't worship him to eternal hell. He sends fire flood and famine to plague his creations and he threw his first born out of ...

Ads wrote:I know I'm probably going to be killed for asking this, but, I'm not that popular with certain individuals anyway.

Just why do you regard Nick Harvey as God (or a God)?

I personally don't and am wondering just why others do.

I don't. I regard him as a miserable old bigot

Why don't you put it on and then take a picture.

Really. I thought stripping out the double negatives and imposing a proper sentence structure was a great improvement.
Simple minds like simple sentences, I suppose.

My brain just happens to be capable of absorbing more complex ones, so I was quite happy with Sput's original.

Well a couple of ...

Well said.

I wonder if people would be offended were I to mention their rank breath or body odour, as I was somehow born with the right not to have any nasty smell going up my nose.

Anyone who deals with the public knows how stinky and offensive people can be.

The smell of smoke barely comes ...

Well said.

I wonder if people would be offended were I to mention their rank breath or body odour, as I was somehow born with the right not to have any nasty smell going up my nose.

Anyone who deals with the public knows how stinky and offensive people can be.

The smell of smoke barely comes ...