I fell off my chair and hurt my hand.

Jamez wrote:Shred them up and use them as arsewipes.

Hahahahahaha

Very funny "who's yer daddy" Troutie, very funny!

You've never been in a long relationship, have you, DJ?

That comment reveals to us all why YOU are not in a relationship.

Is yours locked in the cellar just in case she looks at another bloke?

You have missed the point. There is a difference between looking at another person and making an ...

2 factual errors there, Dusto.

1. We rarely chat on MSN
2. You've mis-spelt both my names.

and 3., Miss Hellfire lives about 300 miles away from me, so any kind of close encounters between us are unlikely to say the least.

Even if we did, it wouldn't be something either of us would mention on a ...

Jamez wrote:

Nick Harvey wrote:Could you pop the pussy in here please?

Awww! He's lovely!

I much prefer dogs to cats. Dogs are far more loyal and don't strut around the kitchen with an erect tale meowing for food!

Good point Jamez. Well said. Well said.

James Martin wrote:Twat.

Oh, I agree James.

Now, go take your anti-depressant like Daddy Jacket said and let your rock bottom self-esteem issues melt away.

PHPbb should develop an IGNORE function.

I can think of at least one person I'd use it on.

We'd all like to use it on you - your face is so greasy and spotty, I've resorted to sticking a long piece of toast all the way down my screen in an attempt to prevent myself from seeing your congenitally ...

James Martin wrote:Do not feed the troll.

Make trolls history, more and better posts.

It's about time for your next anti-depressant, isn't it James?

James H wrote:Yet you reply to all the threads you can just to have a go at him?

All my replies are useful contributions to the forum. I have given Metropol an edge. You should be greatful, you shouldn't try to push me from this fora with your hurtful comments.

James H wrote:So WHY sink down to his level, if you think it's so low?

I agree with you. That is why I have risen above it.

Do you fancy James? Or are you just trying valiantly to turn everyone on the forum against him like a silly little bully?

James, get your Munch Bunch books out and let Daddy read to you for a while.

Jamez Trout has bullied a lot of people, he has made numerious comments about the sexuality of ...