Not backwards in forwards are you!!

I won't answer that as i've spent the evening with my friend who's just come back from her hols to Cornwall and i'm under the influence of scrumpy.
I fear i may get a little slutty. Hic

You can't put a price on happiness. Glad your a pretty happy person now just imagine how you'll feel though when all yours dreams for the future come into fruition. I've achieved so much but it's taken me 10 years to get there and it feels so good because i've worked my ass off to get where i am now...

Wow! How do you remember these numbers? Easy. I've always been good at numbers, but dreadful at names, faces and rounds of drinks. I've even been known to use some of my telephone numbers from the nineteen forties and fifties as passwords! (Not this month, though, don't bother trying!) Your a handy...

Something i've pondered about for some time regarding the pope is this...

If heaven is so great and heaven is nothing to fear, why did he travel in a bullet proof pope mobile afraid of being killed and sent to heaven.

Wow! How do you remember these numbers? I don't even know my own phone number. I have to look through my phone memory for mine if i have to give it to anyone.

What is there to be jealous of. Do you want to be a stuck-up fart? What would you get out of life if you already started with everything. Being born into money is like having the cheats to a computer game, there's no adventure and you learn nothing. Real girls love a guy who has worked for his mone...

Tell you what Jamez, when i get an extra pair of tits we'll discuss it further .
Me

Hmmmm!! If i had an extra pair of tits then the bloke would have to have an extra pair of hands, Ooooh! now there's a thought.

An extra pair of hands.

Yes i am female. I'm a female with a compootah problem if any of you could help me. per-leeease.. On this forum only nobodys user name appears next to the posts. The signatures and pics ( some of you are very handsome btw) show okay. How do i rectify this problem? My apologies for going off topic bu...