I worked at a theme park a couple of years ago, and in the middle of the season they installed 3 CCTV cameras which recorded everything the staff did on each ride. Everyday I would get the boss coming over to give me a bollocking. The thrid day he came over to 'discuss' things with me, I resigned t...

I wear nicotine patches if i have to go long periods without smoking, the gum is just, YAK!!! Having an arrangement with your boss like Gavin Scott has with his sounds like the best solution.

The Spice girls - I'll tell you what i want, what i really....

I found time today to search for inspiration among the newspapers. While reading the Independent i came across a columnist called Deborah Ross, now here is a woman who is speaking my language. http://comment.independent.co.uk/columnists_m_z/deborah_ross%20story.jsp?story=633315 Unlike her i don't li...

Jamez would get my vote. Not that i'm bias or anything It's just that he's the only one i've got know and i quite like him and his attitude.

Gosh! Have you got some scandal Jamzie. Do tell.

Nick Harvey wrote:Not replying then, Lorna?

Even after all those requests to jump into bed and professionally count your toes?

Now i'm just confused!

TV Forum has (and I've witnessed it more times than I care to remember): You have been banned by the administrator from using these forums Then you have to delete your cookies to allow you to visit the site again, and sign up with a new username. Jamez Jamezie (that one was banned after less than a...

TV Forum has (and I've witnessed it more times than I care to remember): You have been banned by the administrator from using these forums Then you have to delete your cookies to allow you to visit the site again, and sign up with a new username. Jamez Jamezie (that one was banned after less than a...

I read this in my local paper today. I very much doubt that the sun have run this story but do feel free to correct me if they have. A tabloid journalist was collared by Dover immigration officers. He was posing as a Kosovan refugee. Brian Flynn from the Sun was rumbled on Tue 12th April as he was u...

Why, no matter how carefully you use superglue do you always get it on your hands?

Why do words come out of my mouth before my brain engages?

I've pondered the roast beef monster munch mystery for ages now. My fella thinks it's no big deal. So i'm glad i'm not the only one.