This is a bit of an old story but it's big news round here in Sheffield.
The basics are that a student from Hallam Uni went on a bar crawl, got paralytically drunk and was photographed pissing on a war memorial (Full story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/8309955.stm )

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There are 2 specific chippie things I know of.
A Parmazan (very specific to Teeside - Middlesbrough Mainly) Very nice with Chilli and Peperoni.
A parmesan, otherwise knows as a parmo. Is a flattened piece of meat, whether it be chicken breast, pork, or in some cases beef; coated in a white starchy ...