Gavin Scott wrote:

Matrix wrote:Is it me or has ITV NEWS, whose just been banned just re-registered as Alex Jordon and gone on to slate him/herself?

Well don't spell it out too much, I'm toying with him like some kind of mouse.

I'm tempted to make a joke about mice, but I won't...

Anyway has he been banned yet?

Is it me or has ITV NEWS, whose just been banned just re-registered as Alex Jordon and gone on to slate him/herself?

*waves handkerchief* Famousmales forum (not that I ever visit) has a little thingy on the bottom of their left hand column (with user guff) which has a warning level (1 - 2 - 3 - banned) something along these lines would be nice for the trolls - even if it only applied during the first few months. ...

Fat chance, if you'll excuse the pun.

It was for me.

After having taken the day off work to allow an engineer into my flat to fix the washing machine, which has decided to puke all over the kitchen floor. Anyway there came an awful hour and a half when he finished playing about an called someone for a spare part, when it was myself and this guy with a...

10 Coffees for everyone in Editorial. Oh and a Twix.

In my youth I made many a mistake, but by far the best one was this.... Whilst on holiday in wonderful Brixham, on another shitty family holiday I managed to get my Brothers head trapped in the car sunroof. Amazingly embrassing having a flock of a local "youfs" surround the car and have to...

...Falling down the stairs this morning...

Look underneath the picture...

But a secret forum...Really...

The gathering crisis of whether Asa will return soon enough, dear women, do you not seen this could end us etc... Blah, Blah, Blah...

Spencer For Hire wrote: True, but I've had to revert to good old trusty Solitaire to keep me entertained during those quieter moments at work.