DesignersTalk is probably the nearest thing to what you're after, but yea it is a bit queeny. You get places like that!

Don't look at me, I didn't take the pic. I have no control over anything anymore. My every breath is decided for me. I didn't even give the green light for the new ND site to go online! Apparently I'm doing a Eurovision theme for Metropol? I don't know.

Don't get married, kids.

Oh you didn't want it permanently on? ;)

Well when people have gone to this much trouble to help you, plus all the screwing, unscrewing, taping, up and down ladders and fiddling with small wires (which results in achey wrists, mini headaches and a surge in tea-making), it seems a shame to turn ...

Ooo yay, it works! The last thing Gav said got it working, but it wouldn't switch off, so tried what Mr Scrooge said and it works perfectly now

Many thankyous from all at Seaman HQ! Cupcakes on the way to you all.

This is what's behind the switch...

Have just tried what you said and still nothing

As far as I know, the black one is neutral and the black with the red sleeve is the "switch live". Are you sure I twist them together?

There's only one light in that room, one switch. As far as I know there's never been two.

Hello.

So anyway we've got one of these newfangled ceiling lights in Seaman HQ to replace the old candle system we had set up. Mr Scott suggested posting pics on here, so here goes...

http://up.metropol247.co.uk/Lee/thumbs/photo(2).jpg

http://up.metropol247.co.uk/Lee/thumbs/photo(3).jpg ...

Oh God, it's posted a million times.

Meh. I know I'm probably repeating what everyone already knows, but TV Forum is really quite horrific to use. Just tried to post a mock in the Gallery and it directed me to a blank page. The Gallery itself is all over the place, having not been on TV Forum properly for a very long time it really ...

We've gone for the Christmas Metropol colour scheme this year, also included the normal footer pattern in the curtains. We've called our slightly demonic-looking fairy Tipsy Tina this year, due to her lopsidedness. It was that or Twinkle Tits.

http://www.leeseaman.com/stuff/metropol/mpxmas1.jpg ...