I have! It's true. Lord that was ... five years ago now? Wow. I must get back sometime when my currency isn't two buttons and a bottlecap to the pound. I have cousins in your lovely country somewhere that are apparently due to be born next year, so who knows. Plus, I think I have about £20 in paper ...

Since I was lucky to be able to contribute your fabulous new holiday logo up there, I felt like I should say hello and wish you all a very (early) merry Christmas and all. All's well, still the same, work's good. Michelle says hi.

Lots of hearts,

mrtoms

Hello all -- I've removed the picture. Next time this happens, please message me here, or email [email protected].

Cheers from California,

Nick Harvey! I hope I look like you when I'm your age, Foxy McFoxfox. What was that phrase your generation coined about Americans? "Overfed, oversexed, and over here?"

My hair right now looks ... bad. Well, not bad, exactly ... awful. Not so much awful as a disaster. I've just reached a point of ...

Sput (who was a kind visitor of mine -- I think -- almost exactly a year ago) kindly informed me that I was being impersonated, and that the offending party was not only smelly, but had some kind of scam running. Piffle. It isn't me, and the fantastic Mr Gavin Scott has it exactly right -- there are ...

Jamez wrote:Ooh that Tania's quite nice! Did you get to shag her, Rob?

How I missed your singular wit, Mr Prout.

Well, it's nice to know that people care! ;)

I've not come to any harm or anything like that ... it's just that I've found that there's a big world outside, and it's actually pretty neat once you get used to it.

I started dating a nice girl a few months ago, but that didn't work out so well ...

As much as I'd love to write in Sput for president, I actually will be voting for John Kerry tomorrow morning.

I think it's so clear how George W Bush has let his staff (such as Karl Rove and Dick Cheney) abuse the position of president. He's made a mockery of the US abroad, and he's pushed for ...

What's the American names for the equivilant of the Tory & Labour parties

Probably "socialists" ... there isn't a direct equivalent. One might say "Democrats", but they're a bit farther left than the Dems.

Now, if you'll let me my two cents (yes, cents) on American conservatism. Yes? Thank you ...

I'm surprised how brainy you all are!

I feel left out now! :cry:

Awww don't fret. You can hold my things while I talk!

and MrToms! I'm not finished with you yet! There is no minimum temperature, absolute zero is in fact theoretical but is never reached because nothing is perfect like that ...

Can it move at all? Is it a wave or a particle? What fun!

On the subject of spacial measurement, or maths really, things get even more odd. Measurement, like mathematics, is just an invention by humans to interpret the universe around us. There could be all kinds of crap going on at the subatomic ...