Thanks for your ongoing work on the forum, Rob.

I sent you a message via TVL before I saw the posts in this thread, so you can now ignore my message!

Jonny wrote:Mercifully, the outage has not affected the secret forum.

A secret forum? Is that where the elite meet up to slag off us peasants?

I could do with a bit of advice. I have searched the internet but not came up with anything particularly constructive.

I have some DVDs which someone has compiled for me - they are basically old TV programmes in VOB format, and watchable on a standard DVD player, and I've offered to copy them for ...

Cock Play in Northumberland.

http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/826211

Be careful if typing that into Google!

Boo! Happy New Year, one and all!

Berwick upon Tweed.

Very starnge concept of A&E - a doctor visits every other Wednesday for a couple of hours.

James Martin is on there.

He chooses to use his 'status bar' to make sick jokes about Madeline McCann.

I've finally lost the last remaining thread of sympathy for the guy.

It's not this one is it? ---> http://www.metropol247.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=64210&#64210

Sick shit dude.

Yup. He ...

James Martin is on there.

He chooses to use his 'status bar' to make sick jokes about Madeline McCann.

I've finally lost the last remaining thread of sympathy for the guy.

I've been idly searching for BB contestants. Chanelle whatsherface is on there.. looks like the real thing.

How about epilogue and catalogue?

Do I get a prize for the longest words? How about a snog?

Indeed - but that's a debate for that 'other place'.