PRINT "Shut up, lukey."

God, what have I become?

So's a frappucino, but I don't see you wanting one.

I got it from my mum, a "clerical assistant", but I do program in True Basic, and I'm trying to get "into" Java.

I think the phrase you're looking for is "carriage returns".

Jamez wrote:i would look, but the sheer creepy retro-ness of the site makes me want to vom.

What, this one?

Chie wrote:Cereal adverts in general are bloody naff anyway.

#What about the Bran Flakes? They'll all reply: They're tasty, tasty, very very tasty. They're very tasty.#

There's various ads on bus shelters around here at the moment depicting various archetypal scenes of intimacy with "this is not an invitation to rape me" stamped over it. Someone has scrawled "conceited whore" over one of them. I can't pretend that wasn't going through my mind. ...

Or you could of course spam the Requests forum on TVF??

Over The Rainbow - It was my gran's favourite song before she died.
Just For Tonight by One Night Only - Don't know why, powerful.

Netizen wrote:Children with annoying voices must be the gimmick of the moment in advertising...

Oh god, the Coop money adverts are so annoying, with the kids shouting "Money money money money MONEY!" at the end. Heard it about 15 times yesterday, got on my nerves so badly.

I'd wager it was James M.