I've had the test results back and sadly the baby isn't yours.

You're not African-American, you're black.
Sorry, James, but that just sticks out as an example of your overt racism. Would you like to be called not "English", but "white"?
They're two different things, you airhead: the former is your ethnic identity, the latter is your skin colour. Using skin ...

I agree with Griffin so far as that it's time to say ENOUGH to political correctness.

You're not of deferred success, you're failed.

You're not African-American, you're black.

You're not xxx impaired, you're disabled.

You're not with difficulties, you're just a mental.

Harsh examples but why oh ...

Nick Griffin wouldn't stand for this shit.

That's the thing - a vote for the BNP or UKIP is never going to really count at the end of the day.

Good old ICQ. Does anyone still use it? With the Teletubby sound and the clacking typewriter?

Amazing how MSN just came and suddenly became weapon of choice.

I was a great admirer of Thatcher. Callaghan left the country in a terrible state in 1979, and whilst Thatcher was often harsh, she got the job done; particularly in the case of paying off our debts.

I will point out once again that at the time of writing (5:30pm on Monday) Tories sit in front of ...

No, just another way saying fuck off you sheep-shagging cockmaster.

Or is it a fat virgin Jamezie? I'm never sure.

I put it to YOU that you don't have a clue.

Or maybe you like seeing our national heritage eroded.

Each to their own and all that.

Oh dear God.

Let's not forget that TV Forum's slowly heading that way.

A shame as its atmosphere was very unique, but that seems to have come over to Metropol now.

Is he dead?

If not, where is he?

I am aware that Terry Wogan has talked about the forums in the past on his show.