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by lewsnews
Wed 18 Jul, 2007 19.59
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Moths.
Replies: 7
Views: 2406

Moths are bad (although our cat seems to have an appetite for them)... what I do hate is gnats. Can't leave the window open otherwise I'd have to vacuum the ceiling again. What is strange is that moths and gnats always are attracted to the light. They like the light so a reasonable time to be out an...
by lewsnews
Sun 01 Jul, 2007 01.27
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Things that have got bigger in your lifetime
Replies: 21
Views: 6004

Katnap wrote:My boobs.
my moobs.... you want proof of that?
by lewsnews
Sat 30 Jun, 2007 15.43
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Things that have got bigger in your lifetime
Replies: 21
Views: 6004

Tesco, Google, Microsoft and the amount of money Bill Gates has.
by lewsnews
Sun 24 Jun, 2007 17.51
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: “Ooh—Arr-A”.
Replies: 7
Views: 2818

Re: “Ooh—Arr-A”.

Some of the Cornish people have recently taken a dislike to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver having a holiday home in their county You mean YOU! This is not a regional campaign sponsored by anyone but you! I have heard not even a smiggin of anything like this? Have you made this up. Unless you can provi...
by lewsnews
Sun 24 Jun, 2007 02.14
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: “Ooh—Arr-A”.
Replies: 7
Views: 2818

“Ooh—Arr-A”.

Some of the Cornish people have recently taken a dislike to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver having a holiday home in their county. A group of activists has risen up to defeat him and drive him out of the country, and these chaps have been nicknamed the “Ooh—Arr-A”. Are the Cornish right to try and drive...
by lewsnews
Fri 22 Jun, 2007 22.18
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Bitten off more than she can chew!?
Replies: 7
Views: 2678

Re: Bitten off more than she can chew!?

Lewsnews, are you a Masochist :shock: (or a Penpal of Ms Bobbit ?) Not quite.. I do have a sense of sympathy for the bloke, it was the wording of it and slight disbelief of what I was reading which made it kinda funny (for me, but I'm strange.) I didn't even notice the date on it until just then, s...
by lewsnews
Fri 22 Jun, 2007 01.48
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Bitten off more than she can chew!?
Replies: 7
Views: 2678

Bitten off more than she can chew!?

I had a good chuckle when I came upon this..... some people are just weird....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm
by lewsnews
Sat 26 May, 2007 19.24
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Double Entendres?
Replies: 11
Views: 3866

it's raining outside and the girl you are with complains about getting wet....

"the good wet, or the bad wet?"
by lewsnews
Mon 14 May, 2007 22.20
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Accents/ dialects or whatever you call it.
Replies: 13
Views: 4665

BBC Radio Devon's Tony Beard on a Sunday... what a legend, you could listen to him for hours (whilst being asleep).... but from his accent, you'd tell where he was from a mile off... I have his autograph :D
by lewsnews
Thu 03 May, 2007 00.41
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Haitch
Replies: 28
Views: 8936

Re: Haitch

Spencer For Hire wrote:no-one says 'wubble-yoo'.
And then most people Germanic speaking nations such as Germany + Scandanavia the W sound is heard a lot more often for words with a V in.

"I played the wiolin when I was in Wienna"
by lewsnews
Wed 02 May, 2007 00.48
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Accents/ dialects or whatever you call it.
Replies: 13
Views: 4665

There's always been a debate around dialect, and spelling and of course we all tend to write in SE mainly because of Oxford and the OED which set a precident for the rest of the nation, but it's interesting to see that some archaic language is still used in various parts of the UK today! According t...