Moths are bad (although our cat seems to have an appetite for them)... what I do hate is gnats. Can't leave the window open otherwise I'd have to vacuum the ceiling again.

What is strange is that moths and gnats always are attracted to the light. They like the light so a reasonable time to be out ...

Katnap wrote:My boobs.

my moobs.... you want proof of that?

Tesco, Google, Microsoft and the amount of money Bill Gates has.

Some of the Cornish people have recently taken a dislike to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver having a holiday home in their county
You mean YOU!

This is not a regional campaign sponsored by anyone but you! I have heard not even a smiggin of anything like this? Have you made this up.

Unless you can ...

Some of the Cornish people have recently taken a dislike to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver having a holiday home in their county. A group of activists has risen up to defeat him and drive him out of the country, and these chaps have been nicknamed the “Ooh—Arr-A”.

Are the Cornish right to try and ...

Lewsnews, are you a Masochist :shock: (or a Penpal of Ms Bobbit ?)

Not quite.. I do have a sense of sympathy for the bloke, it was the wording of it and slight disbelief of what I was reading which made it kinda funny (for me, but I'm strange.)

I didn't even notice the date on it until just ...

I had a good chuckle when I came upon this..... some people are just weird....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

it's raining outside and the girl you are with complains about getting wet....

"the good wet, or the bad wet?"

BBC Radio Devon's Tony Beard on a Sunday... what a legend, you could listen to him for hours (whilst being asleep).... but from his accent, you'd tell where he was from a mile off... I have his autograph

Spencer For Hire wrote:no-one says 'wubble-yoo'.

And then most people Germanic speaking nations such as Germany + Scandanavia the W sound is heard a lot more often for words with a V in.

"I played the wiolin when I was in Wienna"

There's always been a debate around dialect, and spelling and of course we all tend to write in SE mainly because of Oxford and the OED which set a precident for the rest of the nation, but it's interesting to see that some archaic language is still used in various parts of the UK today!

According ...