I was actuly just about to explian this, i typed in http://www.metropol247.co.uk on google and this page popped up, http://www.bugmenot.com/view/www.metropol247.co.uk.

I was just about to alert you to this fact.

Its time I told you all I'm a supergay!

Please don't get in such a flap Stuart, it's most annoying. Surely you know how these site operate?

jrothwell97 wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:Daft innit. Asking a predominately gay male, metrosexual male and hetrosexual female board such a daft question.

Am I the only male on this board apart from Nick Harvey who isn't quite suited to pink?

You can't beat a bit of pink.

This was my favourite:

10 PRINT "hello"
20 GO TO 10

You knew where you were with BASIC...

jrothwell97 wrote:So you somehow regenerated like Doctor Who into James Martin's body?

Even if the old picture was taken when you were four you'd still be reasonably recognisable.

Maybe he's a Transformer.

Kempy wrote:I would have just hoped that some of the friendly people on here would join anyway, joining phpBB is pretty easy, I haven't even got a captcha or verification email.

I'm sure you'll have loads of pornbots signing up to keep you company...

More to the point, there is no after-life usage for Mr Kipling jam tart foil trays any more.

Evening. Or morning/afternoon. Delete as applicable.

I've spent the past couple of days racking my brain trying to think of a romantic/nice way to describe the act of bum-loving. Arse-ramming. Botty-stuffing. Anal sex. Has there ever been any terms coined that someone wouldn't mind whsipered into ...

digital pie?

Pigeon