And therein lies another problem. Surely even the thickest chav knows sex equals babies, babies cost money, and who ends up picking up the tab? Usually not them.

Well it appears that the chavs are trying to keep the chav lifestyle in the family and bring up some more hoody wearing "you dissin' my mum?" toddlers. I suppose I should've expected it to happen here in the South West, what with Paignton and Taunton being known for their chavs and teenagers ...

Nick, it's definately me. The one and only Simon L.

I never thought I would join Metropol under any circumstances, but was forced to sign up following Jamez' allegations in another thread. I promise you it really is me; check the profile.

My last response was actually what my dad would say, he's ...

That would certainly stop them doing it again!

Nick Harvey wrote:Thank goodness we're out now. Once our towns, cities and villages recover from the trashing they're going to get tonight from the drunken ignorants, we can all get back to the more serious issues.

Spot-on. The police should come down hard.

I can't believe it - I've actually joined Metropol. Bet you weren't expecting this - I certainly wasn't. But my hand has been forced by Jamez's libellous accusations which simply cannot go unchallenged.

Could somebody fill me in via means of PM? Or are we talking about Simon Luxton naming the ...