I wouldn't bother lowering yourself to their level, Ronnie. I know that they think themselves above everybody on TVF, taking the automatic view that everybody on there is like that photograph of the fat, naked guy at the computer (I know some might be...but not all of us). But, it is their (or those...

What web adverts? All I see is a sea of blue and white when I visit TVF.

No Phish Food in the house at the moment...but you have reminded me that I have a cappucino Magnum waiting in the freezer!

It's that time of the month. What can I say?

A pushy, condescending someone, certainly. I've put in my first ever padlock request. You can see a mile off where the thread is heading.

I've not long started doing Tai Chi, which might not look like it's made for self defence, but my instructor has demonstrated that it's still very much a martial art. I do have a rape alarm given out as a freebie back when I was at Uni, but I've never taken it out with me for the same reasons as Mis...

Looks like there's a troll with multiple personality disorder in the "Baby Ballroom" thread...

miss hellfire wrote:

Sput wrote:

miss hellfire wrote:I'm fed up of getting screwed by Abbey.

So you're going back to the cock?

What the Midlands? Was it a Cock or a Dragon i forget now. Whatever happened to the Midlands Bank?

It was a Griffin, but I don't think that's what Sput was getting at...or was that just my warped mind?

Et voila...

Well, they might squish it all in (although I doubt you would transform into a modelesque shape), but I don't think they exactly lend themselves to nights of passion! Can you imagine whipping everything off and then tackling that?

Hymagumba wrote:

Katnap wrote:I like the idea of "Discuss" better than "Please Respond".

I don't

Didn't think so.